“God Grant Me Strength”

May 16, 2013

Don’t give up the fight,Stand up for your rights.

“The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him, and I am helped. My heart leaps for joy and I will give thanks to him in song. (Psalm 28:7 )

“In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.”

“If I am to be fallen into love, I will. And if as a result I will appear to be stupid, disillusioned, and of poor judgment, I will. And I would be damned if I cared what other people think. For I would rather be thought of as all of these things, than not love. If in loving, I become the naked woman on the horse, I will ride that horse with my head held high. This is my spirit. I am unbreakable.”

“Make sure you are doing what God wants you to do–then do it with all your strength.”

“Life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues to give meaning to life. You can spend your life wallowing in despair, wondering why you were the one who was led towards the road strewn with pain, or you can be grateful that you are strong enough to survive it.”

Praying For Strength, Wisdom And Patience

May 15, 2013

Dear God, I come to you as I am — tired, confused and demoralized. Lift me up Lord. Strengthen me with your Holy Spirit and bless me with your graces so that I can carry on until I see the light at the end of the tunnel.I feel my crosses now are too heavy to carry. I surrender them to You and help me get through all my work troubles. Bless me with wisdom so that I can put all my worries and problems in proper perspective.Make me more patient so I can hold on until you turn things around for my favor. This I ask through Your Son Jesus Christ, my friend and savior. Amen.

Basa Muna Bago Tawa

May 14, 2013

isang shoot ng TV ad starring Coco Martin. Instruction ni Direk na pagkatapos humigop ni Coco ng kapeng ineendorse niya ay kailangan niyang ngumiti at sabihin “sarap” with feelings.
DIREK: “Okay. Lights. Camera. Action!”
COCO: (higop kape) “THARAAAP!”
DIREK: “OMG! Cut!”
Ilang minuto after..
DIREK: “Okay. Eto na lang. English para sossy. Coco, you will say “delicious” after you higop-higop the kape, ha?!”
COCO: “Got it, direk!”
DIREK: “Okay. Lights. Cameraa… Action!”
COCO: (higop kape) “DELITHYOOOTH!”
DIREK: “Mahabaging Birhen! CUT!”
COCO: “Direk, pathentya na. Baka pwedeng “yummy” na lang kathi?”
At muli siyang humigop ng kape at sinabi ang maalamat na linyang… “YUMMY!”

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HUSBAND: (home late from work) “Good evening, dear, I’m now logged in.”
WIFE: “Have you bought the grocery?”
HUSBAND: “Bad command or filename?”
WIFE: “But I told you this morning.”
HUSBAND: “Errors syntax. Abort?”
WIFE: “What about my TV?”
HUSBAND: “Variable not found.”
WIFE: “At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.”
HUSBAND: “Sharing violation, access denied.”
WIFE: “Do you love me or do you only love computers?”
HUSBAND: “Too many parameters.”
WIFE: “What about your salary?”
HUSBAND: “File in use, Try after some time.”
In the middle of the night, the husband wants to sex with wife. He touched her but then she said, “SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!”

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If Animals Have Facebook accounts, these are most likely their Status Updates:
COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from one’s footstep… Man, I lead a dangerous life!”
CAT: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember.”
MOSQUITO: “I’m HIV positive… this is due to wrong sucking.”
PIG: “OMG they throw gossips that I’m spreading flu…”
CHICKEN: “If tomorrow there’s no status update from me, That means I’m being served at KFC”

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Two kids are talking to each other.
One says, “My dad works 12 hours a day to give us a nice house and plenty of food. My mom works the whole day cleaning and cooking. I’m worried!”
The other kid says, “Sounds good to me! What’s to worry about?”
The first kid says, “What if they try to escape?”

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Isang sanggol ang isinilang sa baryo, ngunit wala pang 1 taon ay nakakapagsalita na sya! At bawat mabigkas nyang pangalan ay namamatay! Dahil doon natakot ang mag-asawa!
Isang araw, nagsalita ang bata ng “MAMA” at matapos noon, namatay nanay nya! Sa bawat araw na nagdaan, natakot na ang ama na baka sya na ang mabigkas ng anak.
Ngunit walang sabi-sabi, nagsalita ang sanggol ng “PAPA” At doon namatay ang kumpare nya! Grabe noh?

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BABAE: “Naiinis na ako sayo!”
LALAKE: “Ha? Bakit?”
BABAE: “Uuwi ka kung anong oras mo gustuhin. Pagka-uwi hihingi ka sakin ng pagkain tapos matutulog ka na. Pagkagising, maliligo tapos aalis ka na naman ulit! Ano ba ko dito ha?!”
LALAKE: “Hindi mo talaga alam kung ano ka dito?!”
BABAE: “Oo! ano ba ko sayo?!”
LALAKE: “Tanga ka ba? Malamang MAID kita!”
BABAE: “Ay sori po ser.”

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Naalala ko lang yung panahon na heartbroken ako. Tapos sakto namang may nagtanong sakin ng “What is love?”
Siyempre bitter ako that time kaya sumagot ako ng “It’s a four-letter lie.”
Pero nabago na ang pananaw ko ngayon…
Dahil napatunayan ko na ang Love pala is just an emotion when someone is craving for sex.

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AMO:”Bakit iniiwan mong walang takip ang ulam? Lalangawin yan!”
INDAY:”Sigurado pong hende mam!”
AMO:”At bakit?”
INDAY:”Enespreyan ku pu ng Baygun!”

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Make My Day Laugh

May 13, 2013

DIANA KRALL “Just The Way You Are”

May 13, 2013

AWESOME….She’s such a talented artist. It’s always wonderful to listen to her.

Sexual Perversions?

May 13, 2013

There is very little certainty about what causes a paraphilia. Psychoanalysts generally theorize that these conditions represent a regression to or a fixation at an earlier level of psychosexual development resulting in a repetitive pattern of sexual behavior that is not mature in its application and expression. In other words, an individual repeats or reverts to a sexual habit arising early in life. Another psychoanalytic theory holds that these conditions are all expressions of hostility in which sexual fantasies or unusual sexual acts become a means of obtaining revenge for a childhood trauma. The persistent, repetitive nature of the paraphilia is caused by an inability to erase the underlying trauma completely. Indeed, a history of childhood sexual abuse is sometimes seen in individuals with paraphilias.Behaviorists suggest, instead, that the paraphilia begins via a process of conditioning. Nonsexual objects can become sexually arousing if they are frequently and repeatedly associated with a pleasurable sexual activity. The development of a paraphilia is not usually a matter of conditioning alone; there must usually be some predisposing factor, such as difficulty forming person-to-person sexual relationships or poor self-esteem.

The following are situations or causes that might lead someone in a paraphiliac direction:

  • parents who humiliate and punish a small boy for strutting around with an erect penis
  • a young boy who is sexually abused
  • an individual who is dressed in a woman’s clothes as a form of parental punishment
  • fear of sexual performance or intimacy
  • inadequate counseling
  • excessive alcohol intake
  • physiological problems
  • sociocultural factors
  • psychosexual trauma

Dido – No Freedom

May 13, 2013

Only One (Jason Chen English Cover)

May 13, 2013

love your voice and love this version AWESOME!

Lucid Dreaming Nor Can It Harm You

May 12, 2013

A lucid dream is a dream in which you know you are dreaming. Typically this happens when the dreamer experiences something strange, and when they stop to question their reality, they realize they are in a dream. Lucid dreams happen naturally on occasion, although some people may have them naturally more often than others. The definition of lucid dreaming may be simple, but there are a lot of misconceptions surrounding it.
There is some confusion about the difference between lucidity and dream control. The two are related, but one can happen without the other. For example, many lucid dreamers experience little or no control in some dreams. On the other hand, it is possible to exercise some dream control without being aware that it is a dream. Typically the dream plot will explain this by making the dreamer believe that they have some sort of god-like power over everything. Dream control, by our definition, can be either conscious or unconscious. Lucid dreaming occurs while you are sleeping; it is not meant at all to infringe upon your involvement in the real world. While many lucid dreamers enjoy writing down their dreams, talking about their dreams, and planning fun lucid dreams, this is generally no different from any other hobby. In fact, playing a video game or watching a movie will take you out of the “real world” more than lucid dreaming will. One theory is that our dreams contain important or useful messages about our lives. Considering that many people do not even remember their dreams, let alone pay them any attention, changing the dream plot in a fraction of one’s dreams is in comparison not nearly as problematic for any message-sending done through dreams. Lucid dreaming also requires very good dream recall, so even if a fraction of these messages are lost in lucid dreams, you are likely remembering many more regular dreams than you ever did before, and on top of that, giving them more attention than ever. Lastly, if we consider that it is our mind that gives us the message through dreams, even if lucid, there is high chances that the message will show regardless.A lucid dream is a completely natural and healthy experience. It is just like any other dream except for the small difference of your knowledge that it is a dream. It has nothing to do with new age, the occult, or escapism, nor can it harm you any more than a regular dream could.

BEWARE OF PRIDE

May 12, 2013

“Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.

“As long as you are proud you cannot know God. A proud man is always looking down on thing and people: and, of course, as long as you are looking down you cannot see something that is above you.”

“Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of the average conscience a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune. ”

“Greed, envy, sloth, pride and gluttony: these are not vices anymore. No, these are marketing tools. Lust is our way of life. Envy is just a nudge towards another sale. Even in our relationships we consume each other, each of us looking for what we can get out of the other. Our appetites are often satisfied at the expense of those around us. In a dog-eat-dog world we lose part of our humanity.”

“All your life, other people will try to take your accomplishments away from you. Don’t you take it away from yourself.”

“All men make mistakes, but a good man yields when he knows his course is wrong, and repairs the evil. The only crime is pride.”

“Humility is nothing but truth, and pride is nothing but lying.”

“Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst, and cold.”

“Boys were so proud – you always had to let them think they were good at things.”

“The less worth of a man,the greater his pride.”

“Friends, show me a man who hates himself, and I’ll show you a man who hates his neighbors more! He’d have to – you’d not grant anyone else something you can’t have for yourself – no love, no respect!”

“Wealth is a gift from God, and pride is bequeathed to us from the devil.”

“We do not have to be ashamed of what we are. As sentient beings we have wonderful backgrounds. These backgrounds may not be particularly enlightened or peaceful or intelligent. Nevertheless, we have soil good enough to cultivate; we can plant anything in it.”

“It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride.”

“Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.”

“Some people would rather die in their pride, than live in their humility.”

“Our weaknesses may never go away but when we give them to God, His grace will turn them into something beautiful…”


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